EPIC bar for Auction..ends Sunday 9pm...

[IVO]

Im selling this bar for a cousin of my good friend cousin Vinnie.Since we have very limited time,this auction gonna end today..(Sunday).


couple rules,

-there wont be any money involved in this transaction
- bids will be only accepted in form of beer,anything from Coors light to black Pepe Nero
-there will be a jury of two who will decide the winner (Pier and myself)


now something about the bar,this is classic black Epic bar,this thing looks,smell and probably taste as new.If you would put it next to the Twix bar,you gonna probably bite into this Epic stick first.There are absolutely no knots,I mean not even one.It looks so gorgeous that even when you gonna get skunked in MC you can pass this bar around to show how epic this bar looks and everyone would feel great about the day...probably this stick was just sitting in the garage somewhere for couple years without the use!

Let the auction begin!

Trooper

[adseguy]

I smell a thief....viewtopic.php?f=8&t=11130

With that said.....I'll give you 1 Watermelon Fourloco for that


Disclaimer: I drank the Fourloco and then pissed back in the can....tastes better

[IVO]

Dude,you said Im coooool couple days back and now you calling me a thief?

Without further consultation with rest of the Jury Im possitve Watermelon Fourloco wont be allowed in this Auction.


Have to give fair chance to all,sorry..


next

[IVO]

Just to be sure,got a picture of Vinnie as well,this aint your normal couzin,be carefull!

[adseguy]

Without further consultation with rest of the Jury Im possitve Watermelon Fourloco wont be allowed in this Auction.

This isn't just any Watermelon Fourloco. It's been premium filtered through the liver of Adrien Seguy. What an amazing liver survival story he's had. He's 28 and still has the same liver....it's unbelievable, but true. You might as well be drinking gold. Okay, that would kill you. It's the nectar of gods, so before you so casually, without your jury BTW, throw out this fantastic offer I would re-consider.

Sorry to call you a thief, I had run on the wrong assumption that you were racketeering me since you are Eastern European and all What a coincidence though huh? Please don't tell Vinny, I paid him last week.....please don't tell him.

[Pier]

I confirm the last bid as not valid.

No thieves here, Vinny said that the bar fell off from a truck in the south side.

[West]

funny funny stuff...............looks like some 3 floyds may be in the bargain there, trooooper............

[Pier]

3 Floyds? Great suggestion for the perfect bid, thanks West.

Anyone?

[IVO]

Looks like we wont get any other offer

So I called Vinnie and explained him whole situation,that we got only lowball offer from Ade in form of Watermelon Fourloco aka his piss in the can.Since Im very polite quy I wont quote Vinnie directlly,here's my translation

"Ade your offer was accepted,stick is yours...!Since it was such a dog offer we want you to have your cake and eat it too."


With that Im wrapping this up,winner please contact Pier for the main prize and be sure to bring that golden drink with you for a exchange,they will want to see how you throw that down through your neck.

Trooper

[Pier]

Adrien,

the exchange will happen at the Ozinga concrete factory on 103rd.

Come alone.

Vinny

[adseguy]

Adrien,

the exchange will happen at the Ozinga concrete factory on 103rd.

Come alone.

Vinny

Sounds totally safe and cool. I'll bring extra Fourlocos.

[Pier]

SOLD!