by Hoosier Daddy » Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:02 pm
Tribute song to Big Wave John, sung to the tune of Big Bad John (youngsters google Jimmy Dean's Big Bad John).
Big Wave John
Ev'ry mornin' at the beach you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big John.
Chorus: Big John, Big John, Big Wave John (Big John)
Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you just said "Hi" to Big John.
Somebody said he came from the Ukrane
Where he got in a fight in the pourin’ rain
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Soviet fellow to the Promised Land-Big John
Chorus
Then came the day as the kiters were flyin’
When the big waves were crashin’ and men started cryin'
Kiters were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last-'cept John
Through the back breakin’ waves of this God-made hell
Surfed a giant of a man that the kiters knew well
Grabbed his surfboard edge, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone-Big John
Chorus
Then with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
And a kiter yelled out "There's a light up above!"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left in there to save-Big John
With guilt and fear they started back in
Then came that rumble in the deep dark din
And the foam and spray belched out of that wave
Everybody knew it was the end of the day for Big John
Chorus
Now kiting that place again they would not dare
They just placed a cheap sign on the beach right there
These few words are written on that sign:
At the bottom of this break lies a hell of man, Big John
Chorus