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Postby kris » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:18 pm

from another website - our local school just banned these
This new social phenomenon involves "snapping" the bracelet off the wearer, enabling the snapper to earn a sexual favor from the snappee based on the color of the snapped off bracelet.
The colors each have a coded meaning as follows:

Yellow - indicates the wearer is willing to HUG
Pink - indicates the wearer is willing to give a hickey
Orange - indicates the wearer is willing to KISS
Purple - indicates the wearer is willing to kiss a partner of either sex
Red - indicates the wearer is willing to perform a LAP DANCE
Green - indicates that ORAL SEX can be performed on a girl
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"
Blue - indicates ORAL SEX performed on a guy
Black - indicates that the wearer will have regular "missionary" sex
White - indicates the wearer will "FLASH" what they have
Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable
Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part
Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss
Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex
Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)
Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

the last thing we need for our kiteboarders image on the beach is a bunch of us chasing each other around, while the wind is down, snapping each others braclets
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Postby snowball » Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:48 pm

kris wtf lol
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Postby IVO » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:07 pm

:lol: How long you havent been on the water Kris?
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Postby V » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:26 am

Thanks guys, based on kris' response I'm thinking XL if his fits good and I'm about 15 heavier.

I'm not sure what Maurice wants to do with another order, but I may spend a little time in photoshop working up a Tshirt design (if I ever get any I'd like to incorporate some Three Floyds action, some local crew action, some spotted cowness, and of course the LSP. Thinking that would be a good all around Tshirt. Now how to do it...
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Postby Dutchkiteboarder » Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:59 am

I am still trying to get rid of the last t-shirt I have (still have a Red shirt size Large and Cory has one size XL color blue). After this the only order that will go out is the one for a couple of these shirts for my friends back in the Netherlands. And a different one for Cory. (Sorry again for the wrong color!!)

If some one wants to have a shirt send me an PM and Ill send you the logo for a small fee of $100 LOL! JK

But send me an pm and ill send the logo you can order the shirts yourself 8) any generosities would be very appreciated after the time and effort I put in the logo.
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Postby Misfit » Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:57 am

If there's a new shirt order and design, here's my 2 cents. I love the old school low rez skyline chicago kite logo.

Maurice, no worries. I haven't put the blue one in the mail yet but soon.

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